Funny Sayings

Any and all of the funny sayings and clever words we could come up with for baby onesies! Whether your'e shopping for new little boy or girl, you're going to find a perfectly humorous onesie for your little bundle of laughs. These designs are perfect for funny baby shower gifts, holiday shopping, or just to make your little guy or gal look super cool.

grumpy cat baby onesie for aunt

"Grumpy Like My Aunt" Cat Baby Bodysuits

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This crotchety kitty isn't having it... unless it involves his/her favorite aunt! If you're a super cool aunt and trying to stay relevant, we highly recommend this one :) Size Guide: Unsure of which size your baby needs? Check out the weight guide...
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Avocado baby onesie with adorable flexing arms.

"Guacaswole" Avocado Funny Baby Bodysuit

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Avocados are fat, but it's good fat, duh! This funny avocado "guacaswole" baby bodysuit is great for hipsters, gym bunnies, and anyone who likes a good chuckle. Size Guide: Unsure of which size your baby needs? Check out the weight guide below. If...
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A cute baby onesie that says "Here, Rover!" with a picture of a Mars Rover!

"Here, Rover!" Cute Mars Rover Baby Bodysuit

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There's nothing more wholesome than calling Rover in to see the family. But this time, he's trading his wagging tail for an antenna with this Mars Rover funny design! Great for space nerds, techies, sci-fi fans, and anyone who loves dogs and humor! Size...
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Louisiana baby onesie with crawfish and dad

"I Love My Craw Dad" Southern Baby Bodysuits

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Does your southern baby love their dad? Do they also love delicious, boiled crawfish? This crawfish baby bodysuit is the perfect show of southern pride, good tastes, and fatherly love, all in one! A great father's day gift or just an everyday reminder...
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Little Love Machine robot and hearts valentine's baby onesie

"Little Love Machine" Valentine's Funny Baby Bodysuit

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"I'm just a love machine. And I won't work for nobody but you!" This little robot knows what's up! This baby bodysuit is perfect if you're expecting a Valentine's dude or dudette or if you just want to be the eye candy of the party! Size...
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louisiana crawfish baby onesie mud bug

"Mud Bug" Baby Bodysuits

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Mud bugs. Rug rats. Crumb snatcher. Curtain climber. Why does every phrase for a group of kids just sound... so mean? lol Size Guide: Unsure of which size your baby needs? Check out the weight guide below. If you have a special size request not...
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Southern crawfish baby onesie

"Pinch My Tail" Crawfish Baby Bodysuits

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This baby bodysuit is tail pinching, head sucking, finger licking delicious! This funny crawfish baby bodysuit will be a hit at your next crawfish boil and is sure to get a chuckle from mère and père! Size Guide: Unsure of...
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Super cute "Pluto is a planet" baby onesie

"Pluto Is a Planet" Hashtag Funny Baby Bodysuit

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Kids these days will never know the struggle of having an entire planet ripped away from you. We say "Fight back!" with this #PlutoIsAPlanet baby bodysuit. Because, you know, Pluto is a cold, cold celestial dwarf... I mean planet! Size...
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Stinkin cute baby onesie with pink poop and arrows

"Stinkin' Cute" Valentine's Funny Baby Bodysuit

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Babies have two jobs; be cute and poop. You can't have one without the other, so let's embrace them both! A great, cute little design for the "stinker" in your life! We are releasing it as part of our Valentine's category, but, honestly, this is a pretty...
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Two peas in a pod baby onesie that's great for twins or two BFFs

"Two Peas In a Pod" Twins Funny Baby Bodysuit

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Expecting twins? Have a little guy or girl who is already inseparable from their BFF? This "peas in a pod" baby bodysuit is cute by itself but freakin' adorable when matched with a friend! Let your little one show their love for their BFF with a matching...
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We have so much chemistry baby onesie, perfect for Valentine's babies!

"We Have So Much Chemistry" Valentine's Funny Baby Bodysuit

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Movies and TV have taught us two things about glowing green test tubes: they either turn you into a super hero or a super villain. Either way, though, you end up SUPER! This chemistry baby bodysuit is super cute for Valentine's babies, parents who are...
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You have a pizza my heart baby onesie

"You Have a Pizza My Heart" Valentine's Funny Baby Bodysuit

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If there's one thing that we can all agree on, it's that pizza is life! So when I say that you have a "pizza" my heart, you KNOW it's serious. This super cute Valentine's baby bodysuit is a hit with Ninja Turtles and any parents who are smart enough to...
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